MISTLETOE MEME

[comeasyouare]

MISTLETOE MEME

YOU KNOW WHAT THE DANG THING IS

Christmastime is in the air! So much so, that it seems you've come across some mistletoe... and can't seem to pull yourself away. Worse still, someone else is there with you. There's only one way to break the enchantment...

1. Post a top level!
2. Tag out!
3. ???
4. Profit?

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone!

Comments

[getmeoutofthedraft]

[Who even put mistletoe all over the clinic?]

[Who knows, but it may have been the lich who's currently sidling over making kissy faces.]

Not the curvy blonde I was hoping for, but pucker up, I guess!

[polkayoureyesout]

That's the spirit. It's not like this is even the tenth worst thing that's happened so far. [Sigh.]

Bring it on.

[He goes for the cheek but ends up being drawn to the lips instead. Or teeth, if Hawkeye's still skeletal.]

[getmeoutofthedraft]

[Hawkeye's lips are there, but definitely thinner than they should be, teeth palpable underneath. For his part, he laughs up against Waldo's mouth, giving him a much chaster kiss than he's given most people. He didn't expect to be kissed on the lips, and honestly, that makes it a little uncomfortable.]

Points for enthusiasm. But then, I am pretty hot stuff.

[polkayoureyesout]

Believe it or not, I was aiming for your cheek.

[Butters sounds both exasperated and on the edge of laughing.]

[getmeoutofthedraft]

Well, in that case, points rescinded. Also, how bad is your aim?

[polkayoureyesout]

You shouldn't play darts with me.

But I think this one was the mistletoe's fault.

[getmeoutofthedraft]

Oh, sure, blame the mistletoe. Admit it, you just gave in to animal lust. It's okay, darling, there's only you and me here.

[polkayoureyesout]

Yes, sure, "animal lust." Let's go with that.

[He's rolling his eyes, but grinning.]

[getmeoutofthedraft]

You have a better explanation?

[polkayoureyesout]

Sadistic gods with too much free time. That's what I think.

[getmeoutofthedraft]

Sadistic?

[He pouts exaggeratedly.]

You're hurting me, Wally.

[polkayoureyesout]

I had no idea your feelings were so strong.

[ all /deadpan all the time]

Although being called "Wally" hurt me deeply. Touche.