MISTLETOE MEME

[comeasyouare]

MISTLETOE MEME

YOU KNOW WHAT THE DANG THING IS

Christmastime is in the air! So much so, that it seems you've come across some mistletoe... and can't seem to pull yourself away. Worse still, someone else is there with you. There's only one way to break the enchantment...

1. Post a top level!
2. Tag out!
3. ???
4. Profit?

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone!

Comments

Scott Norris | Crush

[bustedknee]

(Ota. Lower limit is 16 for lip kisses, cheek kisses fine for all ages. No upper limit, Scott is 18. He's new so don't feel like you can't tag if we don't have CR.)

Lucas Baker | Resident Evil

[1019]

[Alas, have a human (except not-so-human) gag option.]

Dandy | Space Dandy

[adandyinspace]

[Welcome to hell.]

Lust | Fullmetal Alchemist

[thekindestdemon]

[Have a sexy snake lady for Christmas.]

Cuthbert Allgood | Dark Tower

[ka_mai]

[You know you want to.]

Zack | Angels of Death

[zackthekiller]

[Currently human, but if you want his full monster form now let me know.]

[thekindestdemon]

Oh for god's sake...

[This is ridiculous. Kissing under a poisonous plant is silly anyway, but why in the world can't she just slither out from under it? And of all people to be apparently stuck under mistletoe with...]

[adandyinspace]

God's got nothin' to do with it, baby~

[So...Satan.

Regardless, Dandy doesn't seem to have a problem with any of this, even if it means being tethered by mysterious forces. If you're gonna get stuck, might as well get stuck by the snake chick, right? He runs a hand through his hair confidently, everything's comin' up Dandy.]

[thekindestdemon]

...No, I'm sure he doesn't.

[Doesn't Dandy look smug. Lust folds her arms and makes another attempt at leaving. Which comes to naught. She's quite literally stuck under the mistletoe. With Dandy.]

[No, god has nothing at all to do with this.]

Oh don't look so pleased with yourself. What exactly do you think is going to happen?

Heather Mason | Silent Hill

[foolishwren]

<sub>[OPTION A: Tomboyird.]

[OPTION B (HARD MODE): this fresh drink of water. Give that big tumory beak a smooch.]</sub>

Raynie | Radiant Historia

[atjourneysend]

[Gargoyle or goblin]

AM | I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

[godofthemachine]

[Option A: Demon

Option B: Horrifying giant fog demon]

Rio Kamishiro | Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal

[icefallen]

[kissy noises]

Kain Highwind | FFIV

[bound_skyward]

Rick Sanchez | Rick and Morty

[peaceamongworlds]

[He has fangs now and he might be drooling a little, but hey, #YOLO

Merry Christmas, everyone.]

[adandyinspace]

Well, if I know my Christmas traditions, and I don't, you owe me exactly one smooch.

[Mistletoe is literally the only tradition worth caring about as far as he's concerned. Why this is even a thing to begin with isn't important, something something kissing happens.]

I won't cry if you wanna savor the moment, it's cool, just take your time.

A I guess? FOR NOW...

[icefallen]

[Ah, yes. The one pitfall of looking straight ahead when you walk is that one does not see mistletoe hanging above. She intends to just brush by, but it never quite comes to pass.

Well... damn it.

She stares at him, flat and unamused.]

...Hi.

[peaceamongworlds]

[Is he in fog form? Y/N]

[adandyinspace]

[I will always accept fog form smooches!]

[peaceamongworlds]

[Awww yeah.

Rick's going to take a moment to contemplate the enormous whale maw in front of him before glancing up at the mistletoe and giving Dandy a shrug.]

Well...Fuck it. I don't make the rules here, Dandy; l---let's do this.

[adandyinspace]

[It's real easy to get stuck under mistletoe when you're large, turns out. Although knowing Dandy, he probably went right for it, giant whale or not. ...Kinda wasn't expecting to get saddled with the weird goat hobo man, though... All his sexy dreams, ruined.]

Oh sure, tell ya what. You kiss me, and we'll see if I bite your whole face off.

[...At least he's...game?]

[peaceamongworlds]

[That's a good point. There's probably some part of you under mistletoe at any given time. Anyway,]

What's that, a challenge? Wow, you have no---No, you're on.

[He grins and leans in to kiss the whale snout maw or whatever the Hell Dandy has going on there. Yes, kiss the weird goat hobo man. The bad news is that he has fangs now. The good news is that they're in much better condition than the teeth tbat were there before.]

[adandyinspace]

[What the hell?! Goats don't have fangs!! Dandy's limited knowledge of animals kicks in as he jerks back, only prolonging their stay under their captor plant.]

Oh hell no, I ain't gettin' cut on that shit!!

[Dandy's weird whale muzzle wrinkles into a snarl, the very same muzzle he just threatened to bite Rick's face off with. Apparently getting scratched is way worse than losing most of your head.]

#YOLO

[peaceamongworlds]

[Well... Rick irritably glances up at the mistletoe and takes a pull from his flask before looking back at Bert.]

Oh shit, Bert; are you---Do you need an adult?

[polkayoureyesout]

[Something's happening. Why is he inescapably drawn to Rick?]