MISTLETOE MEME

[comeasyouare]

MISTLETOE MEME

YOU KNOW WHAT THE DANG THING IS

Christmastime is in the air! So much so, that it seems you've come across some mistletoe... and can't seem to pull yourself away. Worse still, someone else is there with you. There's only one way to break the enchantment...

1. Post a top level!
2. Tag out!
3. ???
4. Profit?

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone!

Comments

[polkayoureyesout]

[Something's happening. Why is he inescapably drawn to Rick?]

[peaceamongworlds]

[Who knows? Maybe because he's awesome. Deal with it, Waldo.]

What's going on, Waldo? You having a good Christmas, or Chaunukah, or whatever you celebrate; I wasn't paying attention. It's all---So how about all these plants?

[polkayoureyesout]

Is that mistletoe charmed?

[Skipping right to the important questions as he moves closer to Rick.]

Maybe it just draws people to it?

[Nope. He's almost close enough to lean in for a kiss.]

Urg.

[peaceamongworlds]

I don't know if charmed is the right word here.

[He shrugs and leans down to---Wait, what the Hell? Why is he doing that? Whatever the case, they are now very close. Mere inches apart. Urg is right, Waldo.]

I---It's more like that fungus that---the one that pilots ants around and makes them throw themselves at birds.

[polkayoureyesout]

Actually, in magic that can apply to any object with a spell on it of some kind.

[Rick's in his face, what to do? Obviously the answer is lean in or the kiss.]

That one!? You mean metaphorically like that, not like anything's going to come bursting out of my- [And the compulsion takes over, they have touchdown.]

[peaceamongworlds]

I---I had vines growing out of my nose last month, Waldo. I wouldn't rule anything out here...

[He trails off as Waldo leans in and, well shit. Touchdown. He is kissing Waldo Butters, bracing a hand against his shoulder and maybe (definitely) drooling on him a little. That's---that's a thing that's happening. Is this pretty fucking weird? Yes it is, but all things considered, things could be worse.]

[polkayoureyesout]

You did? I had some guy come to me with stuff growing out of his liver. It was...well I think he's still alive.

[That's as much as he can say while coming up for air. He keeps trying to talk while kissing Rick mostly to keep his mind off what he's doing. But maybe Rick's mouth is even cleaner than his own because of all the alcohol? Yeah, maybe.]