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TEST DRIVE MEME: JANUARY

Welcome to the Ryslig Test Drive Meme! Below are a few prompts to get you started, but you may make up any prompt you desire! Please take a look at the navigation page for rules, setting information, and links to reserves and apps. Have fun!

SCENARIO ONE

You wake up on the beach thoroughly drenched with your mouth full of sand. The salt water causes various cuts and scrapes on your skin to sting and the sand isn't helping. The air is slightly humid, ruining any feeling of refreshment you might have gotten from your dip in the ocean. There are lights in the distance but the unfriendly scent of gunpowder fills the air. If you're lucky, you're alone. If not, you might find yourself staring up into a pair of monstrous eyes or down the barrel of a local's shotgun.

SCENARIO TWO

So you've just arrived, and already SOME the natives are trying to get on your good side. Offers of food, shelter and other luxuries in return for hoping you don't eat them. They even have some helpful pamphlets to share with you. "How To Deal With Changes", "Alternatives to Human Flesh", "What to Expect When You're Expecting (to turn into a monster)" are all great pamphlets. There's even some detailing certain monsters, and the changes they go through. Some of these seem to have been passed down from one monster to the next.

Among these however, are some... not so helpful ones. "Bunnyipyips And You", "Axe Thief Axehounds," and "So you're becoming a Fur Bearing Trout" among others. Sometimes they have marks on them from previous people who had them saying they are lies, or pointing out good "jokes." Then there's the people who aren't happy to see you at all. Glares and silent, judging stares if you're lucky. Torches and pitchforks attempting to drive you out of the town if you're not. You may need a friend to help you.

SCENARIO THREE

"Seek us out," the voice whispers in your head, and before you have time to question it you've found yourself in someplace entirely alien. Maybe it's the Fog God's ghostly town of Dyster, where exultant followers dance around bonfires and sing their praises to the skies above. Maybe it's the Fourth God's arcade, with small robots wheeling about amidst the lights and colors of old pinball machines. Only one thing is certain: you are not alone, in this sacred place.

SCENARIO FOUR

The time has come and you've found yourself becoming a monster. Is the change instant, or gradual? Are you familiar enough with monsters to know what's happening, or is it a complete shock? NOTE: Feel free to pick any monster type for this prompt, but note that you may not get the same one in game.

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[....ah.]

It is a long story! I can assure you that I will not harm you, but I would suggest you come with me to speak instead of shouting your intentions! Not everyone around here is as friendly as I, as you can already see!

EEHHH? WHAT DID YOU SAY?
_{[ shit... ]}

I SAID- YOU SHOULD COME SPEAK WITH ME SO WE DO NOT HAVE TO SHOUT LIKE THIS!!

ARE YOU SAYING COME "TAKE A LEAK WITH ME!?" IS THIS REALLY APPROPRIATE!? TAKE YOUR OWN DAMN LEAK ON YOUR OWN! I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR BUG B*LLS!
_{[ he probably 1000000% understood Karamatsu, he's just...
analyzing Karamatsu's personality.. in a very Gintoki way. ]}

Edited 2017-01-17 03:39 (UTC)

[..................]

THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID AT ALL!!

_{[ maaaan. This guy is an absolute shmuck. Gintoki feels embarrassed for even feeling slightly threatened by him. Karamatsu might notice that somewhere in this process, he has inched a little bit closer to him. ]}

If you're embarrassed, I can look away. You don't want to keep all of that pent up in your buggy... thing.
_{[ He.. doesn't even know how all of this works. ]}

—It's just not a great idea to hold it!

Edited 2017-01-17 04:22 (UTC)

Y- no! You are missing the entire point of what I've been saying!

[...]

Are you going to run away if I just come to you instead?

_{[ Man, okay. This guy really wants to be helpful. Gintoki groans, exasperated already, it's obvious he doesn't want to deal with this, but slowly, he begins to re-approach Karamatsu. ]}

I don't think I've ever seen a more persistent bug in my entire life. ...Ah, okay, maybe not. There was a fly who was really trying to leave the bathroom window when I was taking a dump at JUMPFesta. He was probably in heat and wanted to screw some fly-girl before he died in the 24 hours of his life span. I mean, if I had only that long to live, I'd be trying to screw something too.

_{[ He stops, still a distance from Karamatsu, but it's enough where they can talk normally. He crosses his arms. ]}

Is this better?

Edited 2017-01-18 04:17 (UTC)

[It's more like Karamatsu is worried he'll get himself killed directly with the way he's acting. That, and he'd like for him to get close enough so he can throw his shoe back at him.

Okay maybe not. ...but also maybe.

Also what the hell are you even talking about Gin...]

Yes. I am not a bug, though. At least not in a literal sense. I am a Faerie.

_{[ flatly: ]}

A Faerie.
_{[ that's it, that's the tag. ]}

[You know he could still eat you and end this quickly, Gin.]

.....yes.

Where the hell is your magic dust? Faeries aren't faeries without magic dust, oi.
Make me fly, T*nkerbell. I don't think I have any happy thoughts left in me unless
Ketsuno Ana's ketsunoana counts for something.

_{[ Is he mocking him or challenging him? A little of both. ]}

[Karamatsu's antennae twitch, and he lifts one of his hands and rubs his fingers together. A shimmery blue dust falls between them.]

I do not think you would enjoy me using my magic on you.

[No seriously, he means it.]

_{[ Oh. It's shimmery. And shiny. Okay, you've got his attention.. kind of. ]}
So it can't make me fly like a Super Saiyan?
_{[ is that what you're saying.. ]}

Not that I am aware.

[Maybe he can?? But this stuff is...unpredictable. He doesn't know what all it can do yet.]

—And if I don't believe in you anymore, you'll drop down dead?
_{[ why does he sound.. almost hopeful.. ]}

...I do not...think so.

[He actually doesn't know and now you've got him worrying about it??]

_{[ Wow, talk about an identity crisis. ]}
... Alright, D*ckerbell. So what makes you a faerie anyway instead of a giant bug? Right now, I'm not really convinced. No magic flying dust? No believe-immortality? Seriously. You're all wasped up— I mean, washed up.
_{[ what's d*ckerbell.. ]}

Edited 2017-01-21 02:24 (UTC)

[....what...]

You are asking the wrong person. I did not make myself this way, nor did I name this monster type. I do not know why I'm called a "Faerie" any more than you do, only that that is what I am.

_{[ hold the phone... ]}

You mean.. you didn't spring up out of the ground like this? You were born something else?
_{[ Gintoki doesn't know a lot about faeries.. for some reason he thinks that's where they come from?
??????

Finally, he actually advances to Karamatsu, cupping his chin and looking him over. He's in direct reach now. ]}

I mean, I figured you were just some Amanto from Planet Bees with a big fixation on faeries or some crap like that.
_{[ what is planet bees..
Bless him, he still thinks he's in Edo somewhere. ]}

[Honey you have a big storm comin'.]

Just as you are, I assume, I am and always will be human first and foremost. I only changed when I arrived here, to Ryslig.

_{[ I mean, given Gintoki's world and the things he has gone through, he doesn't react actually shocked. ]}

Alright. So who's the hair dresser you needa sue over that horrible make over then?
_{[ gin has no room to speak look at that curly white hair.. gross.. ]}

How are you ever gonna have sex again looking like that?
_{[ implying that he thinks Karamatsu has even had sex to begin with; this is the most important concern he has for you. ]}

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