TEST DRIVE MEME

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TEST DRIVE MEME: JANUARY

Welcome to the Ryslig Test Drive Meme! Below are a few prompts to get you started, but you may make up any prompt you desire! Please take a look at the navigation page for rules, setting information, and links to reserves and apps. Have fun!

SCENARIO ONE

You wake up on the beach thoroughly drenched with your mouth full of sand. The salt water causes various cuts and scrapes on your skin to sting and the sand isn't helping. The air is slightly humid, ruining any feeling of refreshment you might have gotten from your dip in the ocean. There are lights in the distance but the unfriendly scent of gunpowder fills the air. If you're lucky, you're alone. If not, you might find yourself staring up into a pair of monstrous eyes or down the barrel of a local's shotgun.

SCENARIO TWO

So you've just arrived, and already SOME the natives are trying to get on your good side. Offers of food, shelter and other luxuries in return for hoping you don't eat them. They even have some helpful pamphlets to share with you. "How To Deal With Changes", "Alternatives to Human Flesh", "What to Expect When You're Expecting (to turn into a monster)" are all great pamphlets. There's even some detailing certain monsters, and the changes they go through. Some of these seem to have been passed down from one monster to the next.

Among these however, are some... not so helpful ones. "Bunnyipyips And You", "Axe Thief Axehounds," and "So you're becoming a Fur Bearing Trout" among others. Sometimes they have marks on them from previous people who had them saying they are lies, or pointing out good "jokes." Then there's the people who aren't happy to see you at all. Glares and silent, judging stares if you're lucky. Torches and pitchforks attempting to drive you out of the town if you're not. You may need a friend to help you.

SCENARIO THREE

"Seek us out," the voice whispers in your head, and before you have time to question it you've found yourself in someplace entirely alien. Maybe it's the Fog God's ghostly town of Dyster, where exultant followers dance around bonfires and sing their praises to the skies above. Maybe it's the Fourth God's arcade, with small robots wheeling about amidst the lights and colors of old pinball machines. Only one thing is certain: you are not alone, in this sacred place.

SCENARIO FOUR

The time has come and you've found yourself becoming a monster. Is the change instant, or gradual? Are you familiar enough with monsters to know what's happening, or is it a complete shock? NOTE: Feel free to pick any monster type for this prompt, but note that you may not get the same one in game.

Comments

[karappo]

...I do not...think so.

[He actually doesn't know and now you've got him worrying about it??]

[naturallywavy]

_{[ Wow, talk about an identity crisis. ]}
... Alright, D*ckerbell. So what makes you a faerie anyway instead of a giant bug? Right now, I'm not really convinced. No magic flying dust? No believe-immortality? Seriously. You're all wasped up— I mean, washed up.
_{[ what's d*ckerbell.. ]}

[karappo]

[....what...]

You are asking the wrong person. I did not make myself this way, nor did I name this monster type. I do not know why I'm called a "Faerie" any more than you do, only that that is what I am.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ hold the phone... ]}

You mean.. you didn't spring up out of the ground like this? You were born something else?
<sub>[ Gintoki doesn't know a lot about faeries.. for some reason he thinks that's where they come from?
??????

Finally, he actually advances to Karamatsu, cupping his chin and looking him over. He's in direct reach now. ]</sub>

I mean, I figured you were just some Amanto from Planet Bees with a big fixation on faeries or some crap like that.
_{[ what is planet bees..
Bless him, he still thinks he's in Edo somewhere. ]}

[karappo]

[Honey you have a big storm comin'.]

Just as you are, I assume, I am and always will be human first and foremost. I only changed when I arrived here, to Ryslig.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ I mean, given Gintoki's world and the things he has gone through, he doesn't react actually shocked. ]}

Alright. So who's the hair dresser you needa sue over that horrible make over then?
_{[ gin has no room to speak look at that curly white hair.. gross.. ]}

How are you ever gonna have sex again looking like that?
_{[ implying that he thinks Karamatsu has even had sex to begin with; this is the most important concern he has for you. ]}