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TDM: SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER
Welcome to the Ryslig Test Drive Meme! Below are a few prompts to get you started, but you may make up any prompt you desire! Please take a look at the navigation page for rules, setting information, and links to reserves and apps. Have fun!
SCENARIO ONE
(CW: Human remains)
When you awaken, you are hit with an immediate feeling of motion. A bobbing, if you will, or perhaps more of a rocking. You take a deep breath through your nose and take note of salt, along with the pungent scent of rotting wood. Creaking sounds echo all around you. Sitting up, you find yourself locking eyes with a skull.
An entire human skeleton is positioned across from you, resting limply against a pillar. Surveying the rest of your surroundings, you soon realize that you're below deck on an old, dilapidated ship. A ship that's on the move. The crew must have suffered a terrible fate, strewn as they all are across the floor. With their ripped poofy shirts, sheathed cutlasses and jaunty feathered hats, they seem to scream one word at you. "Pirates". ...Ooh, is that an abandoned bottle of rum? And a treasure chest? Surely they won't mind if you help yourself. They're dead, after all!
Once you've ascended the creaky steps, you find yourself on the deck of this vast, once proud vessel. A tattered Jolly Roger flaps overhead. Thick fog obscures most of the ocean surrounding you, but what's that straight ahead? Land ho! The ship's about to make port, and a crowd of curious onlookers has already gathered on the docks to stare up at this spooky new arrival. They appear apprehensive, perhaps even fearful, as if they haven't seen a ship come in for a long time. Will they hold you accountable for what happened to the skeleton crew? Will they praise you for 'ridding' them of pirates and allow you to keep the booty? There's no way to know just yet. Perhaps you'd best hide and find a way to disembark without being seen. Or perhaps there's someone else to be found here on this ship who suffered the same fate; someone who has a better idea of what to do.
SCENARIO TWO
You've stumbled your way into a city, and you're promptly besieged by the overwhelming sights and sounds. Cars honk at you to get out of the street, and strangers try not to look in your direction for too long. They see your lost expression and your clothes- so different from their own- and pretend to busy themselves with something else. Rarely, a look of pity is cast your way.
But some people try to reach out. Enterprising citizens and those that hope to curry favor with the newcomers pass out new clothes and bundles of food, asking if you have a place to stay the night, wondering about the details of the world you came from. A hefty laptop may be handed to you, with words of a ‘network’ used for communication. Wonder what that’s about? Then there’s the very confusing pamphlet stuffed within: "What To Expect When You're Expecting (To Turn Into A Monster)”. They may direct you to an organisation known as the Lighthouse, their members most prominently found at the 38-8 apartments and the Lighthouse Church. Or perhaps, if you're injured, they'll refer you to the Crowe Clinic instead. Unfortunately, the directions you're given are so very complicated that you lose your way in the streets after two left turns, a right and a left at the soup kitchen.
Take care when asking for more help. There are the people who aren't happy to see you at all. Glares and silent, judging stares if you're lucky, torches and pitchforks attempting to drive you out of the town if you're not. You may need a friend to help you.
SCENARIO THREE
Now that you've found a moment of peace, you open up the mysterious device that's been handed to you. Perhaps you'll recognize it as some sort of laptop, albeit an old and clunky one. Or perhaps you'll be astounded by this curious feat of technology, which is unlike anything you've ever seen before. Regardless, the moment the lid is propped open to reveal the screen and the keyboard within, you gain your first glimpse of the network.
Perhaps you'll want to choose a username and write your very first message, posing the pressing question that's on your mind at this very moment. The lettered buttons click and clack awkwardly beneath your fingertips as you type.
However, you may instead want to respond to today's most popular message.
WELCOME TO RSDOS. PRESS F1 TO COMPOSE POST. *** TODAY’S TOP POST *** 018.07.154.55 <JUSTSOMEGUY> Let's play Two Truths, One Lie! It's real easy! You just post three statements about yourself, and the rest of us have to guess the lie. It'll be fun! And you get to be a liar liar without your pants catching fire for a bit. |
SCENARIO FOUR
The time has come and you've found yourself becoming a monster. Is the change instant, or gradual? Are you familiar enough with monsters to know what's happening, or is it a complete shock? Does it fit you, or does it feel incongruous with your nature? Feel free to pick any monster type for this prompt, but note that you may not get the same one in game.
< MrsUniverse >
whats an odachi???
<TheCoolestTurtle>
Okay, look, you ever hear of a magic weapon? Now picture a magic sword that summons portals. Bam, odachi~
< MrsUniverse >
oh yes i know about magic weapons! i have a magic shield tied to my very being and a whole armory full of other weapons and armor. well i used to. not anymore.
how far can your portals go?
<TheCoolestTurtle>
You might be the coolest non-human next to me here. How does that feel? I gotta know. You are D O P E!!!
Okay, to be fair, I haven't had a chance to test it, but like a mile maybe? I usually visualize where I'm throwing it and swing my odachi in a specific pattern to make a portal happen.
< MrsUniverse >
oh only a mile? you cant portal to another country? or another world?
<TheCoolestTurtle>
Look, normally I'm not measuring as I portal. I kinda am winging it. Cause plans? PSH. Who even needs them?
I should try to portal to another world tho, that would be dope.
< MrsUniverse >
so are you really a turtle???
<TheCoolestTurtle>
I was. Sadly, I am now just human.
I mean, humans have their good points, ten fingers??? I'm used to just six fingers total. How do people even hold stuff? C R A Z Y!!!
I'm also devilishly handsome, but, I was in either form.
< MrsUniverse >
ten fingers are great! much better than six! you can hold almost twice as many things if you position those fingers just right! and keep hamburgers together better because you have more fingers to press down on it when you bite
i can eat hamburgers now its so cool i got sauze everywhere
i used to b able to eat before too but it was diffrent because i didnt have a digestive system the way organic beings do
my ten fingerrs can hold so mamny chips
[She started typing a little too fast near the end, there. Typos galore and she doesn't even care.]
<TheCoolestTurtle>
I had perfect coordination with my amount of fingers!!! I ate pizza and burgers on the reg!!
Could you not eat before??? Dude??? excuse me. I'm horrified and intrigued in equal measure. How did you even eat before????
Mrs. Universe were you a yokai with no butthole or something!?
< MrsUniverse >
they cant be hard to find
my body was a projection of light holding mass. so i didnt have any organs. or organic skin. or organic hair
i suppose you could say........ food went right through me
<TheCoolestTurtle>
Hahaa oh my god.
congrats, you and the lady whose into necromancy are my two favs.
< MrsUniverse >
im happy to be your fav! fav is favorite right?
<TheCoolestTurtle>
Also y'know, baby bro loves decorating 'em.
Correct!
< MrsUniverse >
you are my fav turtle
<TheCoolestTurtle>
I mean, of course, I am! Neon Leon is everyone's favorite!