graveyardsmash | TDM: JULY/AUGUST

TDM: JULY/AUGUST

Welcome to the Ryslig Test Drive Meme! Below are a few prompts to get you started, but you may make up any prompt you desire! Please take a look at the navigation page for rules, setting information, and links to reserves and apps. Have fun!

SCENARIO ONE

You wake up in a dark ditch, the sky cloudy overhead. Dirt cakes into your cuts and scrapes. The air is clammy and damp, and it smells like rain.

You’re in a grave. And when you sit up to inspect the tombstone marking your spot, it has your name on it. Maybe the graves next to you have the names of familiar friends, family, acquaintances. Not all of them are open like yours are. RIP.

There’s a light dancing in the distance, and you hear the jingle-jangle of heavy keys, or worse still, the gravekeeper’s massive pitchfork or shovel. If you're lucky, you can sneak out beyond his notice, and get out alone. If not - you might find yourself on the wrong end of a shovel’s swing, or worse yet, tripping headfirst in front of a pair of monstrous eyes.

SCENARIO TWO

You've stumbled your way out of the graveyard, and you're promptly besieged by the overwhelming sights and sounds of the city. Cars honk at you to get out of the street, and strangers try not to look in your direction for too long. They see your dirty clothes and scraped faces, and pretend to busy themselves with something else. Rarely, a look of pity is cast your way.

But some people try to reach out. Enterprising citizens and those that hope to curry favor with the newcomers pass out new clothes and bundles of food, asking if you have a place to stay the night, wondering about the details of the world you came from. Some are even handing out pamphlets which vary in how helpful they are--"What To Expect When You're Expecting (To Turn Into A Monster)", "Wolpertinger: Fact or Fiction?", "100% ACCURATE MONSTER QUIZ ASSESSMENT: GUARANTEED TO PREDICT YOUR MONSTER!", and "Ryslig Law In A Nutshell".

Then there are the people who aren't happy to see you at all. Glares and silent, judging stares if you're lucky, torches and pitchforks attempting to drive you out of the town if you're not. You may need a friend to help you.

SCENARIO THREE

"Seek us out," the voice whispers in your head, and before you have time to question it you've found yourself in someplace entirely alien.

Maybe it's the Fog God's ghostly town of Dyster, where exultant followers dance around bonfires and sing their praises to the skies above. Maybe it's the Fourth God's arcade, with small robots wheeling about amidst the lights and colors of old pinball machines.

Only one thing is certain: you are not alone, in this sacred place.

SCENARIO FOUR

The time has come and you've found yourself becoming a monster. Is the change instant, or gradual? Are you familiar enough with monsters to know what's happening, or is it a complete shock? Does it fit you, or does it feel incongruous with your nature? Feel free to pick any monster type for this prompt, but note that you may not get the same one in game.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[It's probably a good thing that Billy can't hear her laughing.]

but if you take candy with a grain of salt wont it taste terrible??? unless its salted caramel

can you take fruit smoothies with a grain of salt? is that any good?

i was a gem! my physical form was a projection of light and mass which emanated from my gemstone. it looks a bit like a human body on the outside but its very different in composition. is that fascinating to you too?

It's a colloquialism, actually! To 'take something with a grain of salt' means to treat something as an opinion, and not a hard rule. Salted caramels can be pretty nice though, all things considered.

Supposedly a bit of salt brings out the sweetness in things while cooking, so perhaps-? I've never tried it because Ernie makes the best smoothies! But presumably it could be effective! Maybe it would make the fruit appear sweeter.

It is! Wow, so it's almost some kind of... focused light particles then? Light become tangible? That's... morphenomal! I'm sorry to hear that it didn't contribute to consumption, but that's still... wow! How does it feel to be a different kind of tangible, from the sound of things?

you humans and your odd sayings. you wouldnt believe how often thats confused me

no wait

you wouldnt believe how often thats TRIPPED ME UP!

[Ha ha! Look, she can do it too!]

you really know a lot about cooking and physics dont you? are you a professor? or a chef? a chef professor?

CHEFESSOR???

it feels amazing to be fully tangible and organic! i love it!

TDM: JULY/AUGUST

oh my god that network handle

it's auto generated! how fun

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