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Ryslig Helpers ([personal profile] ryslighelpers) wrote in [community profile] graveyardsmash2021-09-10 09:23 am
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TDM: SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER

TDM: SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER

Welcome to the Ryslig Test Drive Meme! Below are a few prompts to get you started, but you may make up any prompt you desire! Please take a look at the navigation page for rules, setting information, and links to reserves and apps. Have fun!

SCENARIO ONE

You wake up in a dark ditch, the sky cloudy overhead. Dirt cakes into your cuts and scrapes. The air is clammy and damp, and it smells like rain.

You’re in a grave. And when you sit up to inspect the tombstone marking your spot, it has your name on it. Maybe the graves next to you have the names of familiar friends, family, acquaintances. Not all of them are open like yours are. RIP.

There’s a light dancing in the distance, and you hear the jingle-jangle of heavy keys, or worse still, the gravekeeper’s massive pitchfork or shovel. If you're lucky, you can sneak out beyond his notice, and get out alone. If not - you might find yourself on the wrong end of a shovel’s swing, or worse yet, tripping headfirst in front of a pair of monstrous eyes.

SCENARIO TWO

So you've just arrived, and you’re surrounded by an incredibly odd group of natives. Some of them wear elaborate headdresses that resemble a deer, or a horse with seaweed instead of a mane, or a ferocious cat. All of them are covered in tattoos and piercings, and their clothing mirrors their ‘beast’ of choice, from snakeskin boots for the snake-people to cowhide and leathers for the minotaurs, manticore-kin, or kelpie-kin. These people introduce themselves as members of the scouting team for the Tågevalgten, and they’re here to help you settle in! They load you onto a rickety old bus and take you into Town.

The Town is called Rota, according to the rusted road-sign. And the central lodge is all decked out and ready to go for a reception, Children of the Fog welcome. There are food and drink aplenty, mostly meat-heavy, and if you ask them where the meat came from… Well! Maybe you shouldn’t ask.

The Tågevalgten gladly share helpful pamphlets for you. “Embrace Your Fog-Given Gifts,” they proclaim. Most of them are fashioned to sound like self-help with a religious bent favoring a divine entity called the Fog God: “Monster Types And YOU: What Fits Your Personality? Take Our 99% Accurate Quiz Inside!”, “Shed Your Human Skin And Thrive,” “Be Uniquely You And Uniquely Free,” “What to Expect When You're Expecting (to turn into a monster).” There's even some thick books carefully cataloguing certain monsters and the changes they might go through. Some of these seem to have been passed down from one monster to the next.

After awhile, it’s clear that the Tågevalgten are a bit too friendly and enthralled with buttering you up. In fact, it’s clear that they don’t want you to leave their fold, happy to keep you strapped together with a kumbaya around the campfire. They might not let you go until you take a bite of their Soylent Green or accept a group hunting trip with other newbies, and so on and so on. There’s always some excuse.

Maybe someone else can help you out of these uncomfortable pickles and get you away from here.

SCENARIO THREE

"Seek us out," the voice whispers in your head, and before you have time to question it you've found yourself in someplace entirely alien.

Maybe it's the Fog God's ghostly town of Dyster, where exultant followers dance around bonfires and sing their praises to the skies above. Maybe it's the Fourth God's arcade, with small robots wheeling about amidst the lights and colors of old pinball machines.

Only one thing is certain: you are not alone, in this sacred place.

SCENARIO FOUR

The time has come and you've found yourself becoming a monster. Is the change instant, or gradual? Are you familiar enough with monsters to know what's happening, or is it a complete shock? Does it fit you, or does it feel incongruous with your nature? Feel free to pick any monster type for this prompt, but note that you may not get the same one in game.


starfleetashell: (fonzie lean // malagraphic)

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[personal profile] starfleetashell 2021-10-01 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey, you got monster puberty, too?" Mariner asks, and pulls her lips over her gums to show off her new fangs. "Really was kind of over losing my teeth by the time I was eight, so I'm not totally happy about the new chompers, either."
atouchofhalitosis: (considering-pursed lips)

[personal profile] atouchofhalitosis 2021-10-01 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
"Pulling teeth is my job-" The taller man fusses for a moment more, running his tongue over the new pristine white fangs that stuck out beyond the capacity for his lips to enclose them, snapping his teeth reflexively and grimacing, gums aching.

He is curious enough to give Mariner a look though, tucking the two bloody teeth he'd lost into his pocket absently and stepping away from the apparently non-functional mirror.

"Right, we take care of our adult teeth so we don't lose them. You didn't happen to keep the teeth you lost, did you?"
starfleetashell: (bleh! // malagraphic)

[personal profile] starfleetashell 2021-10-01 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey, I brush my teeth! ...sometimes!" The sonic shower cleans her teeth! Shut up!!!

"I dunno. Maybe. Why? You think they can put 'em back? I keep nicking the inside of my cheek on these things and it sucks. I also bit my tongue just before lunch, and let me tell you, having salty anything with a self-pierced tongue is pretty crap!"
atouchofhalitosis: (mad science man)

[personal profile] atouchofhalitosis 2021-10-01 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
"You should be brushing twice a day!" He declares matter-of-factly. "Don't want any rotten teeth in there-" Beat.

"Let me have a look, I'll get myself a glove-" He'll wander right over to a supply closet, open it, and find a glove for him to pull on the one hand he has. "I could certainly get those sharp teeth out if you don't want them... I am a dentist after all. See about fixing up some dentures-"

He's going to fall back into old habits real quick if you say "yes" to the tooth pulling.
starfleetashell: (no talk me i angy // malagraphic)

[personal profile] starfleetashell 2021-10-03 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"No thanks. My teeth are staying right where they are," she says mulishly. "If you get your hand near my mouth, you'll see just how sharp these things are." Then Mariner clicks her teeth together in a warning bite. At least the fangs are a bit of an overbite, otherwise that would hurt a lot.
atouchofhalitosis: (considering-pursed lips)

[personal profile] atouchofhalitosis 2021-10-04 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"I've been bitten before." He lets out a chuckle so earnest it feels out of place, wiggling the fingers he has in her general direction. "Unruly kids, fussy adults."

He hesitates for a moment about ignoring her warning, though. He would rather keep what he's got, and he's trying not to do the whole evil dentist thing anymore. "You could see about having them filed down."