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Taako Taaco ([personal profile] pocketspa) wrote in [community profile] graveyardsmash 2018-11-18 06:02 am (UTC)

NOOOO MISTWER JUNWO

[See, the problem here is Taako's like 50% that and 50% some goddamn common sense. He's like if Martha Stewart wanted shit to be on fire more than was necessary. He's like if Tim Allen radiated pure glitter, which let's be real, he already kind of does. It's all the energy of Guy Fieri without having to look at Guy Fieri. Honestly just a win all around.

He is after fame and money though. That part? Nah, he's totally got that one.

But Taako raises an eyebrow at the whole thing, because wow, he has some shit to pick apart there.]


Okay, number one, three channels? Bullshit, that's gonna be on the table to fix, man. Uhh, number two, we're gonna walk and talk from here on out because you're gonna take me to wherever Lup is, pronto. Trust me, she'll love you forever for turning my ass up on her doorstep. And three, a vampire? Really? This place saw fit to beat the shit out of me for some horrifying monster thing and it stopped at vampire?

[Taako, no.]

But uh, no my dude, decidedly not that.

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