"Hey, suit yourself! It always calms me down, but whatever. Word of advice, though, do as much wild oat sowing as you can this month, buddy! Cause once you start changing...I mean, you could wake up a giant spider with tentacles in a few weeks, so..."
Jack shrugs. It happens. Not everybody is as lucky as him, with all his parts basically the same shape and where they've always been. Honestly, he doesn't even know if Number Two has a sex life to speak of. He should considering he's Handsome Jack #2, but Handsome Jack would never turn down a free hooker.
Maybe somebody needs some occupational training.
"But help yourself to whatever booze I got. I can't do drinks or food or anything like that anymore. But electricity does the trick - grabbed some lithium batteries from work, those should mess me up real good!"
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Jack shrugs. It happens. Not everybody is as lucky as him, with all his parts basically the same shape and where they've always been. Honestly, he doesn't even know if Number Two has a sex life to speak of. He should considering he's Handsome Jack #2, but Handsome Jack would never turn down a free hooker.
Maybe somebody needs some occupational training.
"But help yourself to whatever booze I got. I can't do drinks or food or anything like that anymore. But electricity does the trick - grabbed some lithium batteries from work, those should mess me up real good!"