1) REPLY ONE CHARACTER / COMMENT OR CATCHALL 2) PEOPLE REPLY TO YOU AND YOU RNG YOUR CHOICES OR JUST PICK ONE at RANDOM or PEOPLE REPLY TO YOU SAYING WHO YOU SHOULD KISS SO THAT THEIR SHIPPING DREAMS CAN COME TRUE 3) ????? 4) JUST KISS!!
1) FIRST (DATE) KISS → you've been waiting for this moment all night, or day, or [insert amount of time]. you only get one chance at a first kiss, try not to fuck it up.
2) ANGRY KISS → maybe you've been arguing. maybe you just can't stand this person and want them to shut up. maybe you're trying to get a reaction out of them. who knows, but damn are tempers flaring.
3) KISS, INTERRUPTED → you finally have a moment alone with someone… or so you thought. who's that walking in on you? a friend? an enemy? a lover??
4) SPUR OF THE MOMENT → completely unexpected and unplanned, but all of a sudden the mood just seemed right. maybe it'll be a huge mistake (hell, maybe you two are drunk), but you won't know until you try.
5) FORBIDDEN KISS → for whatever reason you really shouldn't, but the heart wants what it wants…
6) CHIVALROUS/CHASTE (HAND OR CHEEK KISS) → you're feeling a little old-fashioned, or maybe you're not friends like that; still, you'd like to express how much this person means to you somehow.
7) MAKING OUT (16+) → intense fiery passions. you know how this goes.
8) FAREWELL KISS → you're not sure when you're going to see them again; maybe they're dying, maybe you're breaking up, maybe they're just leaving for work. either way, it'll be a long time until you get this chance again (if ever). alternatively: really intense CPR.
9) KISS IN THE DARK → are you in a closet? dark room? outside at night? whatever: you can't see anything, but you're not alone. are you kissing who you think you're kissing (or are they)? is it totally anonymous? or have you been waiting for this moment…
10) BAD KISS → something somewhere has gone wrong… either one of you isn't that good at this, or something's ruined the mood, or you've simply realized you got no chemistry. whatever the case may be… oops.
[The world's shittiest tree makes a disgusting yelp when he feels something slam into his back. Dandy's instinct automatically tells him this means it's time to throw the fuck down, but thankfully Ibuki whines just in time to stop him from whipping around and slugging her in the face.
He groans, acting like this is some sort of hassle for him as he slowly begins to get onto his knees.]
C'mooooon, don't be crankyyyyy! There's no reason to be cranky! Ibuki's here!!
[Look at her tail wagging, Dandy. Can you really be cranky with such a cute pupper? Especially one that's hanging off of you like a cute little purse?]
Does Ibuki need to give you her super special cranky cure? Guaranteed to work! 100% cure rate, or your money back!
[In all honestly, no, he has absolutely no reason to be cranky. Even if Ibuki didn't suddenly get a nonexistent medical degree, wagging puppy tails are the cure to everything.
That's not gonna stop him from pretending, though.]
Fine, it's not like I was doing anything, but if this blows I'm gonna want every cent back.
[He didn't...pay anything.]
but he's gettin one anyway, because ibuki is a pure pupper
It won't, it won't! It's 100% guaranteed, remember!? Promise!
[And now that he's close enough, Ibuki's going to leeeeaaan around him so she can see his face - fox ears all perked up and cute, as they should be - with a big, toothy smile. And then give him a little peck on the cheek. Just a little one.
There you go, Dandy, that's your cure for crankiness. Cherish it, for she doesn't give those out lightly!!]
[...you know, he really had no idea what to expect from Ibuki's mystery cure, but it definitely wasn't that. He goes from looking incredibly smug when she leans around to staring at her as if she suddenly sprouted another head. Shit like this...normally doesn't happen.
Of course, it doesn't last that long, he doesn't need Ibuki thinking he's some kind of loser. So he starts laughing, like she just pulled some kind of practical joke.]
Yeah, what can I say? I get that a lot! [He laughs again.] Yeesh, you call that kissing, though?! What am I, your mom?!
Dandy-chan only gets mom kisses from Ibuki until he's either cute, a girl, or a both! No true kisses, sooorry!
[But she will rub her cheek against his - does that make up for a lack of an actual smooch? Besides, he's the closest thing she's had to a brother and that's weird. You're weird, Dandy.]
[Definitely...not what he meant. Sorry Ibuki, but ever since she told him she's seventeen, he will never not see her as an obnoxious teenager, memory loss nonsense be damned.
He does like puppy nuzzling, though.]
Are you seriously suggesting I'm not cute? Ouch.
[To prove the point he was actually trying to make, Dandy takes advantage of Ibuki being so close to his face and manages to give her a dumb kiss on her forehead. ...Which is impressive considering her bangs were in the way.
[That's fair. But it's also pretty apt, considering that little kiss to her forehead gets a cute bundle of giggles out of her, exactly as you'd imagine from an obnoxious teenager like Ibuki. Look at you, Dandy. Acting like a niisan.]
No way, no way! Dandy-chan's totally cute! Just not... cute girl cute, you know? Ibuki is cute girl cute! Dandy-chan's more like, cool older brother cute!
[But fine, if this is a game of one-upping each other - after saying as much, Ibuki's going to get up on her tip toes so she can kiss his forehead in return! With an over-exaggerated little "mwah!" and everything.]
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graveyardsmash2017-06-08 02:33 am
I can't believe Dandy gets the first kiss
He groans, acting like this is some sort of hassle for him as he slowly begins to get onto his knees.]
Whaaaaaaaaaaat?
he doesn't deserve it tbh
Ibuki's here!!
[Look at her tail wagging, Dandy. Can you really be cranky with such a cute pupper?
Especially one that's hanging off of you like a cute little purse?]
Does Ibuki need to give you her super special cranky cure? Guaranteed to work!
100% cure rate, or your money back!
he really, really doesn't
[In all honestly, no, he has absolutely no reason to be cranky. Even if Ibuki didn't suddenly get a nonexistent medical degree, wagging puppy tails are the cure to everything.
That's not gonna stop him from pretending, though.]
Fine, it's not like I was doing anything, but if this blows I'm gonna want every cent back.
[He didn't...pay anything.]
but he's gettin one anyway, because ibuki is a pure pupper
Promise!
[And now that he's close enough, Ibuki's going to leeeeaaan around him so she can see his face - fox ears all perked up and cute, as they should be - with a big, toothy smile.
And then give him a little peck on the cheek.
Just a little one.
There you go, Dandy, that's your cure for crankiness.
Cherish it, for she doesn't give those out lightly!!]
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Of course, it doesn't last that long, he doesn't need Ibuki thinking he's some kind of loser. So he starts laughing, like she just pulled some kind of practical joke.]
Yeah, what can I say? I get that a lot! [He laughs again.] Yeesh, you call that kissing, though?! What am I, your mom?!
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Dandy-chan only gets mom kisses from Ibuki until he's either cute, a girl, or a both!
No true kisses, sooorry!
[But she will rub her cheek against his - does that make up for a lack of an actual smooch?
Besides, he's the closest thing she's had to a brother and that's weird. You're weird, Dandy.]
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He does like puppy nuzzling, though.]
Are you seriously suggesting I'm not cute? Ouch.
[To prove the point he was actually trying to make, Dandy takes advantage of Ibuki being so close to his face and manages to give her a dumb kiss on her forehead. ...Which is impressive considering her bangs were in the way.
There. That's how you kiss.]
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Look at you, Dandy. Acting like a niisan.]
No way, no way! Dandy-chan's totally cute! Just not... cute girl cute, you know?
Ibuki is cute girl cute! Dandy-chan's more like, cool older brother cute!
[But fine, if this is a game of one-upping each other - after saying as much, Ibuki's going to get up on her tip toes so she can kiss his forehead in return!
With an over-exaggerated little "mwah!" and everything.]