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TEST DRIVE MEME
Welcome to the Ryslig Test Drive Meme! Below are a few prompts to get you started, but you may make up any prompt you desire! Please take a look at the navigation page for rules, setting information, and links to reserves and apps. Have fun!
SCENARIO ONE
You wake up on the beach thoroughly drenched with your mouth full of sand. The salt water causes various cuts and scrapes on your skin to sting and the sand isn't helping. The air is slightly humid, ruining any feeling of refreshment you might have gotten from your dip in the ocean. There are lights in the distance but the unfriendly scent of gunpowder fills the air. If you're lucky, you're alone. If not, you might find yourself staring up into a pair of monstrous eyes or down the barrel of a local's shotgun.SCENARIO TWO
So you've just arrived, and already SOME the natives are trying to get on your good side. Offers of food, shelter and other luxuries in return for hoping you don't eat them. They even have some helpful pamphlets to share with you. "How To Deal With Changes", "Alternatives to Human Flesh", "What to Expect When You're Expecting (to turn into a monster)" are all great pamphlets. There's even some detailing certain monsters, and the changes they go through. Some of these seem to have been passed down from one monster to the next.Among these however, are some... not so helpful ones. "Bunnyipyips And You", "Axe Thief Axehounds," and "So you're becoming a Fur Bearing Trout" among others. Sometimes they have marks on them from previous people who had them saying they are lies, or pointing out good "jokes." Then there's the people who aren't happy to see you at all. Glares and silent, judging stares if you're lucky. Torches and pitchforks attempting to drive you out of the town if you're not. You may need a friend to help you.
SCENARIO THREE
"Seek us out," the voice whispers in your head, and before you have time to question it you've found yourself in someplace entirely alien. Maybe it's the Fog God's ghostly town of Dyster, where exultant followers dance around bonfires and sing their praises to the skies above. Maybe it's the Fourth God's arcade, with small robots wheeling about amidst the lights and colors of old pinball machines. Only one thing is certain: you are not alone, in this sacred place.SCENARIO FOUR
The time has come and you've found yourself becoming a monster. Is the change instant, or gradual? Are you familiar enough with monsters to know what's happening, or is it a complete shock? NOTE: Feel free to pick any monster type for this prompt, but note that you may not get the same one in game.
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[He tried to imagine bringing some weird guy home with him, but it didn't work so well. Obviously he wouldn't bring the guy back to meet his friends. He'd probably just leave him in a strip club and forget about him.
On purpose.
Crossing his arms, he looked at him, an eyebrow raising behind the mask.]
Going for straight up war, huh? I guess that's what a lotta people use technology for. Then you gotta wait forever until the cool shit comes down for the rest of us.
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[It was all because the Empire wanted that crystal kept hidden away in the palace. Once the Empire gained control of the crystal, the shield would drop over the city, and Niflheim could take Insomnia. Yet, that had indeed happened in Ardyn's timeline. Insomnia had fallen and now he had gained control of the crystal.]
It does come in useful in the right hands. Now, tell me, what is San Francisco like?
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[Look at Wrench, solver of all the world's problems.]
Oh, you know, the hustle and bustle of everyday city life where everything's connected and nicely accessible for deep fuckage if you know what you're doing. Street performers and shady tech companies and shitty bars and douchey health food gurus. Anything you could imagine.
[He wiggled his fingers.]
It's kinda hard to explain if you've never been.
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[He was impressed with Wrench's skill at making a joke or two. Ardyn was actually starting to warm to the strange youth with the mask. He wasn't afraid to say things how they were. A straight talker.]
It sounds a delightful place.
[If anyone could do sarcasm it was Ardyn.]
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[A joke or two or seventeen, more like. He had a lot to say, and not a lot of filter for things he probably shouldn't say.
But who needed that shit anyway?]
Oh, it's just lovely this time of year. The cars are plentiful and the opportunities plentifuller.