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Ryslig Helpers ([personal profile] ryslighelpers) wrote in [community profile] graveyardsmash2017-03-10 10:55 am
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TEST DRIVE MEME

TEST DRIVE MEME: MARCH

Welcome to the Ryslig Test Drive Meme! Below are a few prompts to get you started, but you may make up any prompt you desire! Please take a look at the navigation page for rules, setting information, and links to reserves and apps. Have fun!

SCENARIO ONE
You wake up on the beach thoroughly drenched with your mouth full of sand. The salt water causes various cuts and scrapes on your skin to sting and the sand isn't helping. The air is slightly humid, ruining any feeling of refreshment you might have gotten from your dip in the ocean. There are lights in the distance but the unfriendly scent of gunpowder fills the air. If you're lucky, you're alone. If not, you might find yourself staring up into a pair of monstrous eyes or down the barrel of a local's shotgun.

SCENARIO TWO
So you've just arrived, and already SOME the natives are trying to get on your good side. Offers of food, shelter and other luxuries in return for hoping you don't eat them. They even have some helpful pamphlets to share with you. "How To Deal With Changes", "Alternatives to Human Flesh", "What to Expect When You're Expecting (to turn into a monster)" are all great pamphlets. There's even some detailing certain monsters, and the changes they go through. Some of these seem to have been passed down from one monster to the next.

Among these however, are some... not so helpful ones. "Bunnyipyips And You", "Axe Thief Axehounds," and "So you're becoming a Fur Bearing Trout" among others. Sometimes they have marks on them from previous people who had them saying they are lies, or pointing out good "jokes." Then there's the people who aren't happy to see you at all. Glares and silent, judging stares if you're lucky. Torches and pitchforks attempting to drive you out of the town if you're not. You may need a friend to help you.

SCENARIO THREE
"Seek us out," the voice whispers in your head, and before you have time to question it you've found yourself in someplace entirely alien. Maybe it's the Fog God's ghostly town of Dyster, where exultant followers dance around bonfires and sing their praises to the skies above. Maybe it's the Fourth God's arcade, with small robots wheeling about amidst the lights and colors of old pinball machines. Only one thing is certain: you are not alone, in this sacred place.

SCENARIO FOUR
The time has come and you've found yourself becoming a monster. Is the change instant, or gradual? Are you familiar enough with monsters to know what's happening, or is it a complete shock? NOTE: Feel free to pick any monster type for this prompt, but note that you may not get the same one in game.

expectional: to masturbate in space. (ponder ☾ I wonder what it would be like)

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[personal profile] expectional 2017-03-11 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess that depends on what exactly it is you want to do.

[Well, there's at least ONE other normal person in this town. Or a monster, more accurately. If she looks up into the tree she's come to a stop next to, Alice may be able to make out a small boy with pale green skin and bright blue hair sitting in the branches. Something golden glitters in his his hair as he leans forward curiously, his bright yellow-green eyes narrowing slightly.]

Actually...how did you even manage to come here? You need an invitation from Big Sis Fog or one of her followers to reach this town.
Edited 2017-03-11 15:55 (UTC)
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[personal profile] conceivesfrenzy 2017-03-12 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ She yelps, not actually expecting to get a reply. A few moments of scanning, and she notices Nagisa up in the tree. Man, talk about an extreme makeover! And he didn't sound that old... they had creepy kids in this town, too? ]

How should I know? I had a voice telling me to come here, and now here I am. And I'm supposed to know what I want to do? Talk about a rude host, huh? Trying to get me to come to the party and ends up sticking me with the weird people! [ She was gonna throw babysitting into the metaphor, but given what he looks like, her snide comments are probably best kept in check. ]
expectional: to be fucked in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION? (angry ☾ Hey history final. How's it feel)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-03-12 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Smart move not bringing up babysitting. Unfortunately, everything else she said was snide enough to set him off. He bares his small, spike-like teeth and points at Alice accusingly.]

Hey, don't talk about Big Sis that way! She's the one who brought you to this world at all! And then she invited you directly into her safe haven on top of that...you should be grateful!
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[personal profile] conceivesfrenzy 2017-03-13 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
'Big Sis?'

[ She blinks. So this kid is actually one of the loonies, too. It seems this whole religious god thing didn't discriminate who it ended up affecting. ]

Well excuse me for not know who or what it was that brought me here! It sure is hard to be make a case if you're not even told where you are, right? Would you follow a stranger into an alley just because they told you to?

[ This is starting to sound like the religious idiots back home. Guess that tends to happen anywhere where there's a god or goddess figure. ]
expectional: and masturbating to gravure magazines are practically the same thing. (sigh ☾ Studying for my Anatomy final)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-03-14 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Big Sis. Big Sis Fog, the Fog God. I prefer to call her that. "The Fog God" sounds so stiff and formal...

[And the Fog God is great. At least as great as Big Sis Junko. If not better.]

Of course I wouldn't follow a stranger into an alley. I'm not an idiot. [He raises his hands in a sort of half shrug, shaking his head.] But isn't that basically what you've done by coming here? You're making a pretty feeble argument for yourself, you know.

Didn't you talk to anyone before you decided to follow the voices into this town? Big Sis Fog never directly greets those whom she brings to Ryslig, but usually other monsters can't wait to share what they know.
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[personal profile] conceivesfrenzy 2017-03-14 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
That's kinda creepy, don't you think? Isn't that some sort of underlying symptom of some gross fetish or something?

[ She snickers, covering her mouth. ]

Look, it was a hypothetical question! Don't act cute with me! [ She huffs, stomping her foot. Only she gets to make witty comments like that! ]

Of course I did, I'm not a fool. But most of this god stuff I've tended to zone out with, it gets a little tedious... so if anyone's talked about it, I have no idea! And I was just suddenly brought here, too! You would think some sort of an explanation would be nice, and not from someone trying to talk down to me!
expectional: and it said when the lust part of the brain is activated, the judgement part is not. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH. (blush ☾ I'm watching the History Channel)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-03-14 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nagisa's cheeks flush a deep purplish-brown. Green skin makes blush look weird, who'da thought.]

It's not a fetish! It's a perfectly normal thing to call an unrelated, older female where I'm from!!

[How dare you even suggest... hmph!!]
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[personal profile] conceivesfrenzy 2017-03-16 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Really?

[ She laughs again, especially at how flustered he's getting. ]

I dunno, there's a difference between using it as a term of endearment and using it on someone who you worship. I'm not judging, but it's a liiiiiiiittle weird!
expectional: and it said when the lust part of the brain is activated, the judgement part is not. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH. (blush ☾ I'm watching the History Channel)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-03-16 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
It's not! The Fog God isn't like other gods, she's actually real! Not something made up by the ignorant masses who want to believe in a higher power. So it's not weird to use a term of endearment on her. It's not!!

[He is so adamant about this. He is not some weird fetishist. He just really loves Fog Mom but can't call her Mom because he has parental issues. So, Big Sis it is.]
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[personal profile] conceivesfrenzy 2017-03-24 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
But have you actually met her? Are you on first name basis? Just because she's real doesn't make it weird, you know. What if I started calling you little bro? It's weird, right?
Edited 2017-03-24 22:06 (UTC)