TEST DRIVE : MAY 2016 EDITIOIN

[rysligmods]

TEST DRIVE

Welcome to Ryslig's test drive meme! If you're considering apping here, this is where you can try your characters out in the game's setting. A few things to note:

• You can only app ONE character per round so choose wisely.
• We now have a Quick Game Facts that simplifies the basic information about the game. Good if you want to see what the game is at a glance!
• Ryslig's FAQ is located here, so please take a look if you have questions.


• The Reserve date is MAY 20ST 12:01AM EST.
• There is an Enable Me / App this Plz to see what some people are offering or would love to play.
• Test drive meme threads can be used for your roleplay sample!
• Players with characters already in the game can earn up to a maximum of 6 coins by replying to potential character threads! You cannot use this to go over the bonus 20 coins per month total, but you can use it to reach that coin total. Same rules as normal bonuses apply.

Sample scenarios:

SCENARIO ONE: So you've just arrived, and already SOME the natives are trying to get on your good side. Offers of food, shelter and other luxuries in return for hoping you don't eat them. They even have some helpful pamphlets to share with you. "How To Deal With Changes", "Alternatives to Human Flesh", "What to Expect When You're Expecting (to turn into a monster)" are all great pamphlets. There's even some detailing certain monsters, and the changes they go through. Some of these seem to have been passed down from one monster to the next.

Among these however, are some... not so helpful ones. "Bunnyipyips And You", "Axe Thief Axehounds," and "So you're becoming a Fur Bearing Trout" among others. Sometimes they have marks on them from previous people who had them saying they are lies, or pointing out good "jokes."

Then there's the people who aren't happy to see you at all. Glares and silent, judging stares if you're lucky. Torches and pitchforks attempting to drive you out of the town if you're not. You may need a friend to help you.

SCENARIO TWO: You've become hopelessly lost in Lager Woods. Paths don't seem to lead where you remember them leading, and you feel as if you're going around in circles. Childlike giggling can be heard from no direction in particular. Suddenly, you stumble upon another character, who seems to be just as lost as you! Perhaps you can find a way out together. Or maybe they want you for lunch...

SCENARIO THREE: The time has come and you've found yourself becoming a monster. Is the change instant, or gradual? Are you familiar enough with monsters to know what's happening, or is it a complete shock? NOTE: Feel free to pick any monster type for this prompt, but note that you may not get the same one in game.

SCENARIO FOUR: The claws, the fangs, the pangs of hunger - horrible as they all are, it's manageable given enough time and perseverance. Local monster hunters, though, not so much.

Maybe it started with a few wayward glances on the outskirts of town, critical stares and disapproving whispers, or just the misfortune of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Whatever it was, deserved or entirely unprovoked, you're being hunted: a handful of aggressive, well-armed humans doggedly chase your trail throughout city streets and out into the open, and if you're not careful (if you don't find help soon) you might wind up as the next trophy kill claim on one of those hunter's walls.

Comments

[prettyprettygood]

Not just cheese and mustard, are you kidding me?! I'm saying, bare-minimum, I would like some cheese and mustard! Some pepperoni or something, I don't know! Do people here just seriously not know what mustard is? Better than - eggs and mayonnaise, I'm not trying to have an egg salad here!

[she's terrible who eats eggs and mayo together?? who even likes that is that the fucking ryslig national sandwich?]

Oh, really, you're a model?! Well, hey, I never would've guessed! [i mean he's never heard of you after all]

[happysweets]

Cheese, mustard, and pepperoni?! You're gonna make Misa-Misa gag...

[ It sounds disgusting just thinking about it. This man clearly knows nothing about proper deli meat combinations. ]

Eggs and mayonnaise are really good, though! Mayonnaise is made from eggs, it's natural for them to go together!

What do you mean you never would have guessed, though?! Misa-Misa is really famous in Japan, she's been in magazines and everything...

[prettyprettygood]

I'm just throwing things out there! I just want a sandwich, okay?! [a cry of "nobody is feeding you, you four-eyed fuck!" from the crowd. larry keeps going.]

What, do I look like the kind of person who goes around reading Japanese magazines? Do I look like an enthusiast? No, what I look like is the kind of person who's about to starve to death because these people are incapable of making actual food!

[happysweets]

I don't know what you want Misa-Misa to do about it, because I clearly don't have the answer for you! And I mean, I dunno, you look like the type who wants to yell at a poor defenseless girl over a gross icky cheese, mustard, and pepperoni sandwich! I think you might be better off looking elsewhere, I have stuff I need to sign here, Misa-Misa is very busy...

[ When will she realize these people clearly aren't getting into a single-file line? That's anybody's guess. ]

Maybe you should make your own deli!

[prettyprettygood]

I'd settle for peanut butter at this point! Not even on a sandwich, just peanut butter! That's how irrelevant the things that are on the sandwich are!

[he's about to talk about how this is a crowd for him, little miss-model, and that she should be asking for his autograph. but then the question is raised, and larry's eyebrows drop.]

How am I supposed to make my own deli if these people don't even know what a sandwich is! That's - it defeats the principles of the whole thing! Does this place even have cows? How are we supposed to get cheese?! It's - you know, it's just nuts! Everybody's going nuts! Nobody has a food source that isn't human flesh!

[happysweets]

Well, maybe you can teach them what a sandwich is! If you show them how to make sandwiches and condiments and stuff, maybe you'll be a successful deli owner, and they'll yell at you a lot less!

[ Unless they're old men trying to get soup. ]

But you have to give Misa-Misa royalties for putting the idea in your head!

[prettyprettygood]

Yeah, that would be an idea if these people knew...anything about actual food.

[it's an idea. oh my god is larry going to open up the seinfeld diner if he actually gets apped]

What? Why would you - why would I ever give you royalties? You're just a model! Which, if anything, might be the opposite of a....food...industry person.