Not just cheese and mustard, are you kidding me?! I'm saying, bare-minimum, I would like some cheese and mustard! Some pepperoni or something, I don't know! Do people here just seriously not know what mustard is? Better than - eggs and mayonnaise, I'm not trying to have an egg salad here!

[she's terrible who eats eggs and mayo together?? who even likes that is that the fucking ryslig national sandwich?]

Oh, really, you're a model?! Well, hey, I never would've guessed! [i mean he's never heard of you after all]