[A Minotaur. A very big, very red, very... fluffy Minotaur. With a huge tail that's flailing like a mace in annoyance.]

Oh, don't give me that -

[She's just going to... pick him up by his collar like a cat, and walk him right back up to the path where she drops him on his feet.
Or his ass. Whatever he lands on, really.]

Do you realize what you almost did to yourself? You're not even a snack to whatever's down there!
You should at least thank me for saving your life, you know!