[so generous. PLEASE REMEMBER THIS BLIND PHILANTHROPIST who is totally not doing this to win friends and influence people™ at all]

I couldn't possibly ask for repayment when you're clearly so eager for them. It warms me just to see them go to good use. [uh huh matt sure just to "see" them.] But if you wouldn't mind doing me a favor - I can't actually read them myself, if there's anything actually useful in them, maybe you could give me the cliff notes version?