( How to Deal With Changes… Boring! Alternatives to Human Flesh… Funny in a weird way, kind of gross. What to Expect… Well, he's not expecting anything!

The people here are real nice! Den passes off on two offers from strangers to stay in their homes, but he's still touched by it. What a nice town! Okay, he's pretty sure he's been kidnapped or… or something, and he needs to call his boss for sure, but everyone is so friendly! Since there's not much worrying would accomplish right now, Denmark doesn't bother.

He walks down the main road, glancing through his pile of funny brochures; seeing someone ahead of him, he raises an arm in greeting, flashing a brilliant, clueless smile. )

Hey! Excuse me! ( Den holds up the brochures. ) Is there a recycling bin for these?