Okay. I'm definitely missing a few things here. Lemme see if I can put the pieces together. [He recovers enough to shift gears, settling on something vaguely serious.]

I'm Leonardo Hamato. Leo, for short, yeah. You're some version of Donnie. You know enough to not be like a dupe. Big Mama or The Foot would have tried to mimic you exactly, not go for something that's on the edge of what I'd believe.

I'm good, these are just my markings. Red ear slider. I'm also fourteen, plenty old enough. [He flaps a hand carelessly, moving on.] I'm here the same reason you are, some freaky god decided to play with us. Y'know, not too weird for our fam.