[This conversation has taken a turn in such a way that he honestly doesn't know how to handle it. On the one hand it means he's not nearly as terrified as he was two seconds ago.

On the other that's probably because of the shock.]

It's...a sport- players wear uniforms like this, and compete against the other, by having a 'pitcher' throw...or uh...pitch a ball, and another from the other team hitting it with a bat. ...If they hit it, they have until the ball is caught from the ground, and they get caught by that player, to run around the field to all four bases- first, second, third, and 'home', where they started. Does...

...Does that make sense..?

[Somehow he feels he wouldn't be surprised if he had to explain sports in general.]