So, I'm sure you're asking yourself, who is this handsome, debonair, extremely talented man before you? [Leo does not even wait for a proper greeting, just plowing onwards. He must fill the silence immediately.

The dark haired teenager is shirtless and covered in a variety of odd marking son his body. The two red ones on his cheeks under his masks are especially hard to miss. He presses a hand against his chest for dramatic effect.] Weeeell! I'm Leonardo!

We're trapped on what appears to be a ghost ship! It's manned by a... [Pause for dramatic effect] skeleton crew.