Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh, but Spaaaaaaaaaaaaarky, I don't enjoy ANY work!
[Vampire throws himself backwards against the back of the couch, splaying his arms out dramatically.]
An' what could I even do? My only skills are getting drunk and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... biting things. And I can't do one of those anymore.
[He's not entirely wrong, but... those aren't exactly his only skills. Vampire had been knowledgeable enough about grape juice to surprise and impress Sparkling, when they'd first met, and it's not ridiculous to think he might take to learning about wine with equal gusto. It might not be much, but it's something, for starters.]
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[Vampire throws himself backwards against the back of the couch, splaying his arms out dramatically.]
An' what could I even do? My only skills are getting drunk and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... biting things. And I can't do one of those anymore.
[He's not entirely wrong, but... those aren't exactly his only skills. Vampire had been knowledgeable enough about grape juice to surprise and impress Sparkling, when they'd first met, and it's not ridiculous to think he might take to learning about wine with equal gusto. It might not be much, but it's something, for starters.]