Guillermo rather quickly determines that he's in a grave, and he's less bothered by that than by the fact that he doesn't feel any different. Surely the only reason he'd be in a grave would be because he'd been turned and someone, probably Laszlo, had left him in one in the backyard as a prank. Alternatively, they'd all thought he was dead and buried him in the backyard. (It happens.) Ha, he thinks, climbing out, wait 'til they see I didn't freak out about their little pra--
Oh, that's a headstone with my name on it.
And this is not the backyard.
"Ooookay," he says, hauling himself up out onto level earth. "Where the hell am I? Guys? This isn't funny!"
2. You've Sold Out Your Dream To The World This Ryslig place? Not so bad, really. Guillermo's surprisingly unfazed, except for the lack of wifi. Also, it's kind of weird not to have that documentary crew. He'd gotten really used to having them around.
He's been shuffling through the pamphlets - and has been very excited ever since he learned that people can turn into vampires. "So when does this Fog thing start?" he asks the nearest person curiously, and perhaps a bit more eagerly than one would expect of a new arrival. "Ah, I can't wait!"
3. You're Down And Out Of This World Finally, it's The Day!!! Guillermo wakes up so jazzed he can barely think straight. The first thing he does is stick his fingers in his mouth to feel for teeth - yes, fangs! He hops out of bed and runs to the bathroom, hoping not to see himself in the mirror.
He does see himself in the mirror, and he doesn't like what he sees.
There's a pair of furry ears on top of his head.
"Werewolf?! A fucking werewolf?!¡Chinga--!"
The sound of Spanish profanity is loud enough to draw someone's attention. Probably also the frustrated scream like someone's being murdered. That too.
Guillermo de la Cruz | What We Do In The Shadows
Guillermo rather quickly determines that he's in a grave, and he's less bothered by that than by the fact that he doesn't feel any different. Surely the only reason he'd be in a grave would be because he'd been turned and someone, probably Laszlo, had left him in one in the backyard as a prank. Alternatively, they'd all thought he was dead and buried him in the backyard. (It happens.) Ha, he thinks, climbing out, wait 'til they see I didn't freak out about their little pra--
Oh, that's a headstone with my name on it.
And this is not the backyard.
"Ooookay," he says, hauling himself up out onto level earth. "Where the hell am I? Guys? This isn't funny!"
2. You've Sold Out Your Dream To The World
This Ryslig place? Not so bad, really. Guillermo's surprisingly unfazed, except for the lack of wifi. Also, it's kind of weird not to have that documentary crew. He'd gotten really used to having them around.
He's been shuffling through the pamphlets - and has been very excited ever since he learned that people can turn into vampires. "So when does this Fog thing start?" he asks the nearest person curiously, and perhaps a bit more eagerly than one would expect of a new arrival. "Ah, I can't wait!"
3. You're Down And Out Of This World
Finally, it's The Day!!! Guillermo wakes up so jazzed he can barely think straight. The first thing he does is stick his fingers in his mouth to feel for teeth - yes, fangs! He hops out of bed and runs to the bathroom, hoping not to see himself in the mirror.
He does see himself in the mirror, and he doesn't like what he sees.
There's a pair of furry ears on top of his head.
"Werewolf?! A fucking werewolf?! ¡Chinga--!"
The sound of Spanish profanity is loud enough to draw someone's attention. Probably also the frustrated scream like someone's being murdered. That too.