["Weird". Beat's word of choice. Well, he certainly wasn't inaccurate in his assessment. Everything here was pretty weird. Though, to the natives, probably less so. Now that he thought about it, was anyone here native? Were they all brought in from different worlds, even the angry masses outside? The person who handed him the...]

Pamphlet...

[Sorry, he's muttering to himself. Hythlodaeus pulls the somewhat crumpled tri-fold out of his robes, smoothing it flat against the diner. Could everything really be true? Was this quiz, however inaccurate the results, an accurate list of what he was to become?]

If I could make an observation, it seems aught is already amiss. I trust we won't be fortunate enough to have this satisfy our monthly quota of oddities?