[Well, if he was going to eat him, he's very idiotic about it, isn't he. Beat blinks in surprise, then pulls back himself, hands coming up. Fingers spread, the classic sign of making oneself look innocent.]
No no! I ain't gonna eatchu, yo!! Okay, hol' up, I did that very stupid.
[He drags one slimy hand down his slimy face, exhaling hard.]
We eat peeps, yeah. [The waitress GIVES HIM A LOOK like yes they know but don't be so open about it in a cafe ffs.] When I said the Fog hates humans, yo, I mean it. She brings us in an' changes us into monsters and gives us a hunger fer human. We can stave the hunger off pretty long if we really try, but if we don't eat, we go insane an' attack a lot of people to try an' get the hunger to stop. I promise I ain't hungry. Well I am, but... I jus' want my burger, not you.
[He tries to give Hydroponics an innocent look, not sure if it translates well through the goo, his ears dangling low and despondent. He even compacts himself a little, making himself look smaller and more innocent.]
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[Well, if he was going to eat him, he's very idiotic about it, isn't he. Beat blinks in surprise, then pulls back himself, hands coming up. Fingers spread, the classic sign of making oneself look innocent.]
No no! I ain't gonna eatchu, yo!! Okay, hol' up, I did that very stupid.
[He drags one slimy hand down his slimy face, exhaling hard.]
We eat peeps, yeah. [The waitress GIVES HIM A LOOK like yes they know but don't be so open about it in a cafe ffs.] When I said the Fog hates humans, yo, I mean it. She brings us in an' changes us into monsters and gives us a hunger fer human. We can stave the hunger off pretty long if we really try, but if we don't eat, we go insane an' attack a lot of people to try an' get the hunger to stop. I promise I ain't hungry. Well I am, but... I jus' want my burger, not you.
[He tries to give Hydroponics an innocent look, not sure if it translates well through the goo, his ears dangling low and despondent. He even compacts himself a little, making himself look smaller and more innocent.]