(THE DICK. She wants to punch you in the THE DICK.)
(Agreed. It’s time to move.)
(PROTECT THE ONLY PART OF YOUR STUPID HALF DEAD BODY WORTH PROTECTING. If you lose the dick it’s all over!)
(If you hadn’t lost your ledger you could *casually* hold it over your crotch for protection. Like someone who isn’t expecting to be punched in the dick and yet is guarded from such a hypothetical eventuality.)
[I get the distinct feeling I’ve used it for that before.]
(You definitely have!)
(Just get ready to move, coach. Watch her hands.)
(No, fall on your knees and plead for forgiveness for asking a question, you stupid fucking bastard.)
“Sorry.” He winces. “Actually, I’m on drouamine, but it’s wearing off. And I lost my memory a few days ago. I do know what continents are, I just haven’t heard of this one yet.”
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(THE DICK. She wants to punch you in the THE DICK.)
(Agreed. It’s time to move.)
(PROTECT THE ONLY PART OF YOUR STUPID HALF DEAD BODY WORTH PROTECTING. If you lose the dick it’s all over!)
(If you hadn’t lost your ledger you could *casually* hold it over your crotch for protection. Like someone who isn’t expecting to be punched in the dick and yet is guarded from such a hypothetical eventuality.)
[I get the distinct feeling I’ve used it for that before.]
(You definitely have!)
(Just get ready to move, coach. Watch her hands.)
(No, fall on your knees and plead for forgiveness for asking a question, you stupid fucking bastard.)
“Sorry.” He winces. “Actually, I’m on drouamine, but it’s wearing off. And I lost my memory a few days ago. I do know what continents are, I just haven’t heard of this one yet.”
(Psst, look into this LSD thing later.)