[Oswald just couldn't figure out this strange creature. She was pink and bubbly. And strangest of all, she seemed... happy to see him?]

"New friend?"
[Oswald shook his head.]

"Oh no, I don't have any friends... trust me, you would NEVER want to be my friend. I only end up hurting those closest to me. And if I can avoid hurting anyone else, then I'd gladly choose the path of a lone wolf."

[Oswald turned around and started walking away, knowing that would be for the best.]

"Trust me, you don't want to know me."