[Yeah, okay, she has to give him that. This guy clearly has as much clue as to what's going on as she's got. Not only that, but he sounds pretty old... as much as she'd LIKE to give this guy a piece of her mind, it definitely wouldn't be fair to beat the shit out of some random old guy. She can save that for some random YOUNG guy instead!!!!
But she crumples up that pamphlet before tossing it also in the nearest trash can, seeming to calm down... a little.]
Listen, old man. [What? It's the truth, he's an old man!] Since you don't seem to have an idea what's going on, I'll be nice and tell you.
Before that Fog god or... whatever kidnapped everyone, I was a monster. Undyne, the former captain of the also former Royal Guard! By now, any human standing in front of me would be quaking in their shoes! Or whatever else they're wearing!
But all that's happened since I've started running around here is that I'M somehow human [- ignoring the blue skin and big sharp-but-harmless yellow teeth -] and I keep running into these stupid pamphlets talking about how monsters eat people, how we're the lowest of the low!
Is this how humans get their kicks!? Punchin' down on a bunch of monsters who JUST crawled out onto the surface themselves!? Goddamnit, I've even seen some brochure talking about how fish people suck the blood out of humans until they're "withered husks" - that's a personal attack! I'm being personally attacked!!
But you get why I'm so mad now, right!? Making up stupid lame monsters to be scared of on top of all that is just an insult, now!!
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Not only that, but he sounds pretty old... as much as she'd LIKE to give this guy a piece of her mind, it definitely wouldn't be fair to beat the shit out of some random old guy.
She can save that for some random YOUNG guy instead!!!!
But she crumples up that pamphlet before tossing it also in the nearest trash can, seeming to calm down... a little.]
Listen, old man. [What? It's the truth, he's an old man!] Since you don't seem to have an idea what's going on, I'll be nice and tell you.
Before that Fog god or... whatever kidnapped everyone, I was a monster. Undyne, the former captain of the also former Royal Guard!
By now, any human standing in front of me would be quaking in their shoes! Or whatever else they're wearing!
But all that's happened since I've started running around here is that I'M somehow human [- ignoring the blue skin and big sharp-but-harmless yellow teeth -] and I keep running into these stupid pamphlets talking about how monsters eat people, how we're the lowest of the low!
Is this how humans get their kicks!? Punchin' down on a bunch of monsters who JUST crawled out onto the surface themselves!?
Goddamnit, I've even seen some brochure talking about how fish people suck the blood out of humans until they're "withered husks" - that's a personal attack! I'm being personally attacked!!
But you get why I'm so mad now, right!? Making up stupid lame monsters to be scared of on top of all that is just an insult, now!!