cartoongiraffe: (surprise)
cartoongiraffe ([personal profile] cartoongiraffe) wrote in [community profile] graveyardsmash 2020-09-11 04:03 pm (UTC)

Tahani Al-Jamil | The Good Place

Scenario 1: Arrival

"Oh! Oh! Cold!"

Tahani comes to coughing and spluttering on the lakeshore, couture frock absolutely soaked. She immediately picks herself up and brushes herself off.

"Is this...am I alive? In Switzerland? No, can't be, far too few chalets. Jason? Chidi? Elanor?"

Scenario 2: Sightseeing

Tahini is not used to being glared at. She responds with a brave smile, then with dignified silence. Eventually she allows herself to go look at the pamphlet stall (like a vulgar tourist!) and talk to the owner.

"Yes, interesting folklore. Very charming local colour, but I wonder if you could clarify some small points: where is Ryslig, actually? And how does one find people that might have been misplaced?"

Network

We "monsters" have so much. I personally have been given so much since I got here, strangely. (Strangely since usually I'm the one performing acts of charity, ofttimes with my godmother Dame Maggie Smith.) I wonder if there are any agencies set up to help the humans as well. Maybe a properly catered benefit would create good will, raise consciousness. I'm thinking back to my anti-poaching efforts in Africa which may have single handedly saved the white rhino! What fun.

Anyhow, if anyone who has a space for an event would speak up that gracious offer would be appreciated. Ta!

Private Video to [friend]
[Accidentally public]
Please help.
This is the most disgusting thing that ever happened to me. The most disgusting thing I! Tahani Al-Jamil have ever eaten -And I ate a cheeto once! I don't eat people! I'm a humanitarian, not a serial murderer! (Though I suppose I am still a humanitarian, in a sense...)

Tell me how you cope. Please.

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