Oh wow!
[He had no idea what any of those were, but he was impressed all the same.]

I don't know how your world is, but in mine we have duel monsters. So there's all types of them! But only a handful are actually alive- [Wait, that wasn't the right word.] Er, I mean, have souls. Since it's a card game...

[Did that make any sense?]

It's complicated, but I swear it's fun!