... You wouldn't happen to be off any sort of meds or anything, would you?

[Because he definitely sounded like he needed to be on some. That or someone had been playing XBox a little too long.]

Because I'm not judging or anything, but... maybe you need to lay off the games. Or the comics. I'm not really sure which one promotes that kind of thinking more.

My fire making skills are limited to lighters and stoves and since I don't have either on me...