I didn't expect you to sound like this either! [This is the first good news out of the bad news that is this entire day. It's almost enough to lighten the grossness of the day off her shoulders, too, but then she stops.]
Wait. Wait. You haven't logged on in, like, ages. Were you here this whole time? [She looks around suspiciously, and, in true fashion of a Kid Who Grew Up in a Cult, pauses for effect.]
Did we get kidnapped by a cult?! Because dropping me off in gross water on What-the-heck Beach is rude.
[Her brain is going a million miles an hour and finally catches up with what he said before] How do you say your handle?
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Wait. Wait. You haven't logged on in, like, ages. Were you here this whole time? [She looks around suspiciously, and, in true fashion of a Kid Who Grew Up in a Cult, pauses for effect.]
Did we get kidnapped by a cult?! Because dropping me off in gross water on What-the-heck Beach is rude.
[Her brain is going a million miles an hour and finally catches up with what he said before] How do you say your handle?