[Just when Johnny thought he'd be able to ride out (ha) this dumb horse transformation thing in peace for the rest of the night, some other guy has to show up and invade his space. Granted, the whole of the lake is not legally his property and he has no real claim to it whatsoever, but he was here first, damn it, and he'd appreciate it if people just backed the hell off for a little while.]

[In the back of his mind, he can hear Gyro's voice telling him to tell this guy to eat shit and fuck off, but he doesn't do either of these things. Instead, he treads water a bit, hoping to alert the guy to the presence of a freaky monster horse and hopefully scare him off before he gets the bright idea to jump in the water.]