[It's kinda funny how quickly Dandy's face slides from something so angry into a look of both awe and confusion. Although he doesn't straight up grab her hair, he does start to circle her in his disbelief. Dandy's definitely skeptical, years of hair care has taught him otherwise, but...if someone were to have this kinda hair naturally...]

So...what? You're human arentcha? [She could easily be one of the nonhumans who get all changed up before coming here, just some alien that has freaky long hair. This is a totally normal question to ask someone.] No, like...conditioner or anything to tackle split ends...?

[He places his webby hand on his chin as the gears inside his head try to solve this puzzle, although a part of him still can't help but admire what is obviously YEARS of hard work. Even if her hair did just get drenched in horrible, muggy salt water, it's fine. He's a mermaid after all, that just makes it better.]

See, I'm tryin' to grow out my hair for the whole mermaid aesthetic vibe I got goin', kinda of a big deal around here.

[Big enough to kick some guy in the face over.]

...Oh, and, uh, sorry you're in hell now.