CW just for general awfulness. [One: New Best Friends]
"Sand amirite?"
[Confronted with a bunch of gun-wielding locals, the scruffy guy in the weird suit only chuckles.]
"You can see me!"
[Chuckling gives way to great whooping, relieved laughs as he tries to kiss the nearest nearest human, stopping only to pat himself down frantically like he's just lost his keys.]
"We have heartbeat! Oh yeah! We got lungs we got intestines flopping around in there. I'M ALIVE! oh shit, everything hurts, I forgot pain hurts. HOUSTON! WE HAVE MANIFESTATION!"
[He probably doesn't need rescuing.]
[Two]
[Beetlejuice returns the townspeople's own glares with malevolent glowers as he sulks on a park bench. Turns out getting what you wanted for centuries can be a letdown. Not only does pain exist, apparently being visible means people will throw you in jail overnight at the slightest provocation.]
Mmm. What's that?
[He yanks a pamphlet away from the vendor, then grabs another and another and snarls.]
Like turning into a snake's some kind of trick. I was literally manifesting snakes in people's homes before you were even a gleam in your daddy's eye."
[Three: Dyster]
Now this is more like it.
[He strolls into the bonfire party, smiling and making finger guns at the revelers.]
Hey! What's shaking? Nice scene you got here.
[He's not alone in this sacred place, no. In fact now is the perfect time to get religion and yell at the sky.]
HEY! Foggy, Fog, lady-Fog God, Your Fogginess. Believe me, I am thrilled to be noticed by a goddess. Though I have to admit I'm kind of on the rebound here. Be gentle yeah?
[He snorts with laughter.]
Seriously, though. It was just a greencard marriage, it's all over now. Done. Seriously. You ever want to do a very special one on one worship sesh, I am there! Take me to church already!
[Four]
[There is a normal size rabbit hopping around the city, dodging cars and causing accidents. How did this happen? Also why does it look slightly moldy?]
Hey, psst. Hey. You gonna eat that?
[The rabbit rears up on its hind legs, wiggling its nose adorably.]
Beetlejuice | (musical)
[One: New Best Friends]
"Sand amirite?"
[Confronted with a bunch of gun-wielding locals, the scruffy guy in the weird suit only chuckles.]
"You can see me!"
[Chuckling gives way to great whooping, relieved laughs as he tries to kiss the nearest nearest human, stopping only to pat himself down frantically like he's just lost his keys.]
"We have heartbeat! Oh yeah! We got lungs we got intestines flopping around in there. I'M ALIVE! oh shit, everything hurts, I forgot pain hurts. HOUSTON! WE HAVE MANIFESTATION!"
[He probably doesn't need rescuing.]
[Two]
[Beetlejuice returns the townspeople's own glares with malevolent glowers as he sulks on a park bench. Turns out getting what you wanted for centuries can be a letdown. Not only does pain exist, apparently being visible means people will throw you in jail overnight at the slightest provocation.]
Mmm. What's that?
[He yanks a pamphlet away from the vendor, then grabs another and another and snarls.]
Like turning into a snake's some kind of trick. I was literally manifesting snakes in people's homes before you were even a gleam in your daddy's eye."
[Three: Dyster]
Now this is more like it.
[He strolls into the bonfire party, smiling and making finger guns at the revelers.]
Hey! What's shaking? Nice scene you got here.
[He's not alone in this sacred place, no. In fact now is the perfect time to get religion and yell at the sky.]
HEY! Foggy, Fog, lady-Fog God, Your Fogginess. Believe me, I am thrilled to be noticed by a goddess. Though I have to admit I'm kind of on the rebound here. Be gentle yeah?
[He snorts with laughter.]
Seriously, though. It was just a greencard marriage, it's all over now. Done. Seriously. You ever want to do a very special one on one worship sesh, I am there! Take me to church already!
[Four]
[There is a normal size rabbit hopping around the city, dodging cars and causing accidents. How did this happen? Also why does it look slightly moldy?]
Hey, psst. Hey. You gonna eat that?
[The rabbit rears up on its hind legs, wiggling its nose adorably.]