It's a legitimate and pressing question, that's what it is. If Tim has to stand here and have this existential crisis, Jack, you get to have it right along with him. Because fuck you, that's why.

But, general consensus: they both have souls. He's got a soul, Jack's got a soul, and that should probably be way more concerning for Jack than for him, because Jack's objectively an awful person. Tim hopes this question keeps him up at night, except that Jack probably doesn't sleep anymore. He hopes it... takes up a lot of his RAM or whatever.

"...Huh." The revelation that they both have souls is... weird. "That got really heavy. Sorry, I guess?"

He's not exactly sorry, but this was kind of a bomb that he dropped on the both of them.