[A bright yellow, slimy, middle aged man stands before him. He looks... exceptionally blank.
Maybe that's just how his face is . It's slightly elongated at the front, almost like a muzzle, and what at first appears to be his nose is actually his mouth.
His fin-like ears flutter, and he sounds fairly distressed when he speaks despite a clear attempt at enthusiasm.]
Maaaaaaybe that's because you haven't quite got it down, huh, champ? Raw food is just not the same.
I bet what you need is to find a good restaurant and chow down on a nice, juicy steak. Once you try something that good, believe me, you will not be able to stop. All that chewing, swallowing, saliva... boy, you have no idea what you've been missing. Those are some of the best parts!
[He chuckles nervously, wringing his hands together. He'd been told this was what happened here, but actually seeing it? It's gross. There's no way he's going to cut it living like this.]
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Maybe that's just how his face is . It's slightly elongated at the front, almost like a muzzle, and what at first appears to be his nose is actually his mouth.
His fin-like ears flutter, and he sounds fairly distressed when he speaks despite a clear attempt at enthusiasm.]
Maaaaaaybe that's because you haven't quite got it down, huh, champ? Raw food is just not the same.
I bet what you need is to find a good restaurant and chow down on a nice, juicy steak. Once you try something that good, believe me, you will not be able to stop. All that chewing, swallowing, saliva... boy, you have no idea what you've been missing. Those are some of the best parts!
[He chuckles nervously, wringing his hands together. He'd been told this was what happened here, but actually seeing it? It's gross. There's no way he's going to cut it living like this.]