[Oh, hey, this girl has... vines? Oh. That's neat, but Tim's seen enough hentai to know that he wants exactly zero of that.]
[And then she has to just ruin everything even more by mentioning Jack. Goddammit, how is it that he can get spirited away to an actual alternate universe and still not escape him? And out of all the people in this stupid place, he had to just wander into the path of the one person who knows Jack? God, Tim has the worst luck.]
[Tim tries to slap that patented Handsome JackTM smile onto his face, but it's probably not very convincing.]
What are you talking about? That's me, I'm Jack, you can tell because I'm just so...
[Much of a fucking asshole that it makes Tim want to scream eternally into the uncaring void?]
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[And then she has to just ruin everything even more by mentioning Jack. Goddammit, how is it that he can get spirited away to an actual alternate universe and still not escape him? And out of all the people in this stupid place, he had to just wander into the path of the one person who knows Jack? God, Tim has the worst luck.]
[Tim tries to slap that patented Handsome JackTM smile onto his face, but it's probably not very convincing.]
What are you talking about? That's me, I'm Jack, you can tell because I'm just so...
[Much of a fucking asshole that it makes Tim want to scream eternally into the uncaring void?]
...attractive.