What? There's two of them They can definitely take them out, Waldo. Probably. In any case, that isn't exactly their biggest dilemma right now. He pauses, furrowing his brow as he considers Waldo's request.

"I---I mean I can take you back to Chicago, but---but what's it like there? If we go up to someone and start talking about the murderous fiah people, are they going to know what we're talking about?"

Help him out here. There's a lot of parallel worlds out there and a whole bunch of them have Chicagos.

"And no, springy shoes aren't really my thing... but if you're looking for a pair, I know a guy."