[Hey, who knows. This place might actually be a blessing in disguise, if they can finally get all their shit aired out and finally worked through???]

Pff, two girls looking like a couple of drowned rats tossed through a few killer waves. Yeah, that totally scream up to no good. [.... Well okay it kind of does. But honestly, they look pretty pathetic soaked to the bone and covered in sand. Someone's gotta take pity on them, right?] They might be suspicious of our secret pirate identities.