I noticed those. I was actually somewhat hoping those were one of those headbands with the attached ears. Though thinking about that it's probably a little silly for a grown man to be wearing one but I really wouldn't have judged. To each their own, you know?

[ He stops once he realizes he's babbling again. A habit he's been trying to break forever but isn't likely to fix anytime soon if ever. ]

So... you've said a lot of things about this place that quite honestly just raise more questions the least of which is my own sanity but before I get into any of that I do have one... very important thing to ask.

[ He takes a deep breath. ]

You're not leading me off to pop me in a pot and cook me for dinner are you?

[ Since he mentioned eating humans and all. ]