[The eternal butt of the universe's jests. Even here, even now. All of the things Bert had wanted out of his monster form, he'd gotten. But only as a vampire. What a grand laugh for old Foggy!]
[It's instinct, when the wizard displays magic. Bert's form softens and blurs and stretches, growing insubstantial until there's only a dark grayish black mist hovering where he'd been hanging from the edge of the building. It's more out of fear that he's about to have a fireball launched at him, but in retrospect, it has to look rather impressive]
You aren't the only one with tricks, Broadcloak.
[Pity his ability to bend wills doesn't work on other monsters. It'd be a damn spot of fun, making the wizard his puppet for an hour...]
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[The eternal butt of the universe's jests. Even here, even now. All of the things Bert had wanted out of his monster form, he'd gotten. But only as a vampire. What a grand laugh for old Foggy!]
[It's instinct, when the wizard displays magic. Bert's form softens and blurs and stretches, growing insubstantial until there's only a dark grayish black mist hovering where he'd been hanging from the edge of the building. It's more out of fear that he's about to have a fireball launched at him, but in retrospect, it has to look rather impressive]
You aren't the only one with tricks, Broadcloak.
[Pity his ability to bend wills doesn't work on other monsters. It'd be a damn spot of fun, making the wizard his puppet for an hour...]