Oooor, there's a fourth option - you've just time-traveled. It's not so uncommon, y'know. What, with all the crazy shit that happens on a daily basis anyway.

[His voice is pretty unconcerned when he says this. When you've lived through the sun getting eaten and a vampire takeover, it's really not such a wild thought.]

'sides, isn't there this rule where, it's somethin' like if you think you're crazy you're not? Beats me. [Tommy shrugs.] Oh yeah, an' a fifth - I could be messing with you. There's a thought. I definitely feel you about the scantily-clad blondes though - where're they at?