Ha. Like I said, funny. If a war that's older than freakin' I am doesn't count as history, then what the hell am I doin' here? We all got jobs, buddy. You don't gotta be weird about it or nothin'.

[Tommy just keeps walking as Hawkeye talks, not bothering to slow down to let him catch up, just squinting into the distance.] I'll be honest - you're not makin' much sense. Sure you're not the one who needs a checkup, doc?