Wait, wait - Ibuki didn't hear anything about feathers! She's gonna want feathers too, that's like... the best part of a bird! Can we split'em fifty-fifty? Half the feathers and bones to each of us!
That way, Ibuki can use them to make some wicked hair accessories! Like the old days of metal, where hair was big, faces were painted, and spandex was all the rage! Just don't call Ibuki's music hair metal.
[At this point, she rolls onto her stomach so she can hop to her feet, brushing off her shirt a bit before picking up all her paper and scraps. Or some of them, anyway. There's a good pile of torn up pamphlets that Ibuki seems to have forgotten about. ... Or just doesn't care enough to pick up.]
Where're you gonna get all these bird bits, anyway? I know Hiyoko-chan is an awesome cat now, but it's not like they're just everywhere... except pigeons, but pigeons are boring and Ibuki's gonna have to put a preemptive ban on boring birds.
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Can we split'em fifty-fifty? Half the feathers and bones to each of us!
That way, Ibuki can use them to make some wicked hair accessories! Like the old days of metal, where hair was big, faces were painted, and spandex was all the rage!
Just don't call Ibuki's music hair metal.
[At this point, she rolls onto her stomach so she can hop to her feet, brushing off her shirt a bit before picking up all her paper and scraps.
Or some of them, anyway. There's a good pile of torn up pamphlets that Ibuki seems to have forgotten about. ... Or just doesn't care enough to pick up.]
Where're you gonna get all these bird bits, anyway?
I know Hiyoko-chan is an awesome cat now, but it's not like they're just everywhere... except pigeons, but pigeons are boring and Ibuki's gonna have to put a preemptive ban on boring birds.