Puh, puh puh! [Johnny spits out sand, making his displeasure known to the world.] I know I didn't crash at the beach last night.
[No wild parties here. Not anymore, anyway. In any case, he'd like to think he'd remember an after dark beach romp. It would be a shame not to. He doesn't even have a proper hangover headache so there's no way he's suffering from that type of blackout. He sits up, hurriedly brushing himself off. This is definitely not a beach off the California coast that he recognizes. Though, to be fair, he hasn't exactly been down every inch of the California coast.]
Is this someone's idea of a joke? Did someone fly me here in my sleep? Hey!
[It's really too cold to be out here in just a t-shirt and boxers. And the sand gets everywhere.]
ii.
"What to expect when you're expecting... to turn into a monster." Oh, now that one's clever, right? Ha ha? Who wrote these?
[There's no way that all, or even most of them, are true. Is this some anti-mutant thing? He's seen some scare tactics in his day, but this is just plain weird. The idea that those who were brought here might actually change into something else... Well he can't really dismiss it, given some of the things he's seen, but it still sounds like the plot of a weird B movie.]
...So there's an antidote for this, right?
[He's always wanted to go on a quest. Well, not really. That's edging toward trademark infringement.]
Johnny "Ricochet" Gallo | Marvel 616
Puh, puh puh! [Johnny spits out sand, making his displeasure known to the world.] I know I didn't crash at the beach last night.
[No wild parties here. Not anymore, anyway. In any case, he'd like to think he'd remember an after dark beach romp. It would be a shame not to. He doesn't even have a proper hangover headache so there's no way he's suffering from that type of blackout. He sits up, hurriedly brushing himself off. This is definitely not a beach off the California coast that he recognizes. Though, to be fair, he hasn't exactly been down every inch of the California coast.]
Is this someone's idea of a joke? Did someone fly me here in my sleep? Hey!
[It's really too cold to be out here in just a t-shirt and boxers. And the sand gets everywhere.]
ii.
"What to expect when you're expecting... to turn into a monster." Oh, now that one's clever, right? Ha ha? Who wrote these?
[There's no way that all, or even most of them, are true. Is this some anti-mutant thing? He's seen some scare tactics in his day, but this is just plain weird. The idea that those who were brought here might actually change into something else... Well he can't really dismiss it, given some of the things he's seen, but it still sounds like the plot of a weird B movie.]
...So there's an antidote for this, right?
[He's always wanted to go on a quest. Well, not really. That's edging toward trademark infringement.]