[Welp, that definitely was not the reaction he was hoping for.]

[But then, it's probably the one he should have expected. After all, if this Fiddleford's history is anything like his Fiddleford's...]

[Well, he's got a few very good reasons to be a little upset with him. Even if he's not the right Ford.]

[Holding up his hands, Ford takes a half-step back and cracks a small, apologetic smile.]

Right, right.

[He drops his arms, then -because apparently he thinks it's a good idea- he holds out his hand for a shake instead.]

Stanford Pines, Dimension 46'\. I'm gonna go ahead and guess you aren't on very good terms with the Stanford of your reality.