[He's going to seriously answer that.]

That's why it's time someone steps up and protects the booty.

[Yes, that's right, Dandy has taken it upon himself to not only protect every ass this planet has to offer from horrible monsters, but also make sure they don't get transformed in the process. ...Unless they're a sexy monster.

Look, monsters need love, too.]

And it's just like you said, it'll go way smoother if we just stick together~

I guess you got your wish after all, baby!

[He's sure she's thrilled.]