Okay, fine, grandpa. Maybe you didn't say aliens. But if we're somewhere completely different from where we're supposed to be, in buttfuck nowhere, then we've probably been abducted. And who's the most qualified candidate for that? Aliens, dude. Have you never seen any movies?

[He probably hasn't seen any movies. That's very sad.]

Oh, that shit? I can do all kinds of magic with electricity, man. Fire, yeah, I am very good with explosions. Ice... I can make some mean ice cubes. Get those ones shaped like shit, then you've got some fuckin' Star Warses all up in your drink.

[Is he intentionally trying to confuse the guy now? Yeah, probably. Most likely.]