["Like you?!" Is this guy seriously trying to say they're the same? Dandy tries his hardest not to get offended.
It doesn't work.]
Oh hell no, I am way prettier than you.
[It's like if someone tried to claim they were also human before he changed— Oh shit, wait.
Well, whatever, Dandy still stands by what he said, but to his credit he does attempt to calm down. This is the first dude he's met who looks like they went through the same shit he has to deal with now. He could actually get some useful information out of this.]
I mean, not really, but... the mermaid thing... how freaky are we talking here?
[Because, uh, fleshy coats weren't something that came up in the Disney movies.]
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It doesn't work.]
Oh hell no, I am way prettier than you.
[It's like if someone tried to claim they were also human before he changed— Oh shit, wait.
Well, whatever, Dandy still stands by what he said, but to his credit he does attempt to calm down. This is the first dude he's met who looks like they went through the same shit he has to deal with now. He could actually get some useful information out of this.]
I mean, not really, but... the mermaid thing... how freaky are we talking here?
[Because, uh, fleshy coats weren't something that came up in the Disney movies.]